I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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