I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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