when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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