The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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