i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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