I'm really into asian looking animals
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I should be sponsored by Trojan
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
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He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
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I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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