just tell him i said nine months
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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