I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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