Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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