I'm sorry my penis didn't work
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
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Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
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You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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