You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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