I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
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Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
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I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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