But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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