you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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