this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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