I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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