idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
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He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
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tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Randomize