I wannas sexs uuuuu
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
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