You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
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i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
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Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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