how can u be prego again
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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