google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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