It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
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Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
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Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
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