Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
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Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
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well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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