he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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