You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
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Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
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Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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