Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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