On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
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come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
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You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize