He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
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I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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