He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Randomize