I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
