What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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