normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
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Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
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Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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