If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
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It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
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third nipple confirmed
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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