I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Shame is for Republicans.
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