Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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