You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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