Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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