So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
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The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
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Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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