My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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