You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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