i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
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