what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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