You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
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Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
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Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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