People with herpes should wear stickers.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
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You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
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I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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