I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
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you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
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Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
Randomize