scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
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