Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
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my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
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He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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