he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
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just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
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Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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