So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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