I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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