you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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