i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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