i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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