please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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